It's Chris Crocker! (Uh!)
They say I'm a freak of nature, and...
I think they're right.

I want you now and I ain't asking you, bitch please!
No I'm too proud and you're down begging on your knees!
I think it's hot when I pin you down, pull your hair!
I'll have you screaming like a freaking nightmare.

Getting ready for the club!
Sexy but it isn't love!
I'm just a freak, freak...
I'm just a freak, freak...
Thrust our bodies up and down!
Wanna kiss your playground,
I'm just a freak, freak...
I'm just a freak.

Baby, read my lips!
I'm a freak of nature,
Wanna go all night!
Baby, come taste the danger!
Turn it up tonight...
Come on, take a bite!
I'm a freak, freak, freak! (Hey!)
I'm just a freak of nature. (Fre-Fre-Freak of nature!)

Our sounds are getting loud and I am covering your screams!
From the couch to the ground,
The sleezing in the streets...
They-They-They called the cops, but baby, we're not scared! (Don't dare!)
They'll just pat us down and touch us down there-ere-ere-ere.

Getting ready for the club!
Sexy but it isn't love!
I'm just a freak, freak...
I'm just a freak, freak...
Thrust our bodies up and down!
Wanna kiss your playground,
I'm just a freak, freak...
I'm just a freak.

Baby, read my lips!
I'm a freak of nature,
Wanna go all night!
Baby, come taste the danger!
Turn it up tonight...
Come on, take a bite!
I'm a freak, freak, freak! (Hey!)
I'm just a freak of nature. (Fre-Fre-Freak of nature-ure-ure!)

(Uh! Uh!)
Slow it down...
Freak of nature.

Everyone's got something to say,
But no one's gonna rain on my parade!
I'm much more...
Much more than you think! (I'm! I'm! I'm!)
You're just the freaks! (Freaks!)
You're just the freakin' haters. (Haters! Haters!)

Getting ready for the club!
Sexy but it isn't love!
I'm just a freak, freak...
I'm just a freak, freak...
Thrust our bodies up and down!
Wanna kiss your playground,
I'm just a freak, freak...
I'm just a freak.

Baby, read my lips!
I'm a freak of nature,
Wanna go all night!
Baby, come taste the danger!
Turn it up tonight...
Come on, take a bite!
I'm a freak, freak, freak! (Hey!)
I'm just a freak of nature.

Us freaks are an endangered species!
So let's live it up to the fullest,
Live it up...
What you got to say?

Turn it up tonight!
Come on, take a bite!
I'ma a freak, freak, freak... (Freak!)
I'm just a freak of nature
Fre-Fre-Freak of nature!

It's Chris Crocker,
And what?
Bitch, please.